A little lighter fair this morning...I needed a break from the heavy stuff....
You might be a Baptist if.....
God's presence is better on the last 3 pews.
You actually think John the Baptist formed the Southern Baptist Convention
It bothers you when the minister of music/preacher/ deacon says " We've never done it this way before."
Sermons are judged by the amount of sweat worked up by the preacher.
The word "Fellowship" always has something to do with food.
You wonder if Lottie Moon and Ann Armstrong will ever get paid off?
You have wondered if Paul actually spoke in King James English?
You thought that Jesus actually used Welch's Grape Juice at the Last Supper.
The music in church is either too loud or too soft..... depending on your age...
Preachers who wear robes are communists.....( I have a relative who thinks this.)
You judge a service by the length of time the preacher, preached.
You interpreted a craving for fried chicken, or banana pudding as a call to preach.
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